A Super-Quick Recap of Oscar Highlights (or “Highlights”)

The hype, the glamour, the egos, the ridicule. Knicks-Heat, 8PM.
(Jason Gay, Wall Street Journal)

My Twitter feed hasn't looked this catty since Jayson Werth signed.
(Joe Sheehan, Sports Illustrated)

Intrade also really needs to have a market on James Franco not making it through the end of the show as co-host.
(Nate Silver, 538)

Betcha guys are missing Ricky Gervais NOW, huh?
(Katie Baker, ESPN)

Am I wrong in thinking these first 17 minutes of the Oscars might be like the '03 Tigers version of this event?
(Buster Olney, ESPN)

Look at it this way, people: No matter how disastrous the Oscars get, the Black-Eyed Peas won't be involved.
(Bruce Arthur, National Post)

And I had 43 minutes in the Anne-Hathaway-breaks-into-song pool.
(Michael Weinreb, GQ)

Forget the Oscars, I just saw Carmelo Anthony play defense! Now THAT's acting.
(Matt Dollinger, SI.com)

Randy Newman can score all the Pixar movies he wants. His career peak will still be getting Pedro Guerrero to appear in one of his videos.
(Chad Finn, Boston Globe)

Oscar winner with the best speech, most hair and fewest Twitter followers (227!) is @lukematheny.
(Darren Rovell, CNBC)

Never would have thought that Eagles owner Jeffrey Lurie would win an Oscar before a Super Bowl.
(Adam Schefter, ESPN)

These movies are far too good for these Oscars.
(Anthony De Rosa, SBNation)

I think a trainwreck + twitter was far more enjoyable than watching a well produced/hosted show.
(Erik Rydholm, PTI)